Ah yes, those of us trying to save $500 definitely should just go buy a Tesla instead. Good call.

It's so sad that we have to play these little games just to buy a car and not feel like we're being ripped off.

I read the article without reading the author's name first, and thought "this seems like DeMuro's writing". Yep, I was right! Very entertaining.

By "looks like an Explorer", you mean "it IS an Explorer, full stop", right? Because it is. Might just be a misleading mule body over something else, but that there's an Explorer.

I'm pretty sure that's a Lambo bro.

Thanks!

Pretty sure that's Morgan Freeman...

That's what I was saying. They don't, which the actual reason it's offensive.

when my girlfriend drinks this is she supposed to swallow it or spit it out?

But what is soy milk is just ordinary milk introducing itself in Spanish?

I honestly don't see why this is on Jalopnik, but this comment is an executive summary of what is wrong with our country's attitudes on male sexuality.

The guy shoots up 6 people, and the first thing you do is reference his sexual "status" in a way that acts like there is a problem with him being a virgin.

Answer this:…

Credit to http://www.reddit.com/u/bebetta for this game-changer:

I don't think many people are hoping for an intruder to break in, just so they can kill somebody. I'm a combat veteran, and would love for my .45 to never be pointed at anything but a paper target.

Ah, my home town. Stay classy Manchester.

"Tonight, for the 12th time in a row, Dennis Rodman is our Star In A Reasonably Priced Car."

Tissue?