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Andrew Johnston
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I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

That was excellent. I want to see the FCC letters after that.

Just change the name to Mic & Mic, then the only thing you have to worry about is having a microphone for each host.

Oh no. Oh dear. +1 burning crossover

Eh. Recruit rankings are sketchy enough on the men’s side where coutnless scouts are eyeballing guys for years against a lot of top talent. I expect they’re significantly less reliable on the women’s side.

I’m spitballing here but maybe he’s relatively happy earning a fuckton of money coaching his teams to perennial success without a lot of pressure?

Good on Gates taking the high road but... yeah, fuck that. That was a little more than mere lower body impact.

more like goodminton

I doubt this. Pretty sure Phil’s against the three.

...won’t get the clicks.

Pictured: Phil Jackson’s iPad

Ahhhh, a love triangle.

I was gonna come down here and jokingly truther this highlight with a “foot on the line” thing, but I decided against it because what the fart is he doing with the ball?!

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

One in hole!

He actually said “Duck stew fondue - Trucking niche” mocking the hallowed Edmonton area tradition of a truckers stopping by a fancy restaurant for that meal after a successful run. Also used by Canadians as an insult to mothers implying truckers stop by their mom’s house after every run for sex.

Isn’t the whole point that everyone asks him something?

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.