You watched the whole thing?

I wanted to throw my tv out a window after watching Tiny Furniture. I hated it on a truly deep level, which is impressive because I’m a huge Noah Baumbach fun, so I can put up with some pretty navel gazing shit.

Fuck all those toothless crackheads!!!! They’re probably black anyway! They’re probably wondering if I’m skinny enough to fuck anyway! They’re probably doing crack because they know how amazing I am and yet how high my standards are and that they can never be with me so they’re so sad! Fuck them!