This may generate some reasonable commentary.

Dammit. With an infallible excuse like this one on tap, we’re bound to see athletes wearing helmets anywhere and everywhere in the future.

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

MY APPS WORK FINE GOD DAMMIT!! I DONT EVEN MAKE THE APPS. WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT

And that right there is the problem. It’s not the minimum wage. It’s not offshoring of jobs.

Can you just rename The Concourse “ReGawk” and be done with it? I mean, I genuinely enjoy in-depth stories that have little or nothing to do with sports, scathing social commentaries, and brutal political takedowns. But this tabloid shit... Did Deadspin draw the short straw?

In fairness to the coaches, many of them create their own salary. It's not like the people of Texas were paying Mack Brown 5 million tax payers dollars. His salary was taken out of the revenue created by the football program. It is not like the UT english department brings in $200M a year to the school.