Oh look, Lucas bashing on io9!

ikr? Especially when Discovery is so totes intersectional!

OMG, totes PROBLEMATIC you guys!

OMG totes sexism!

He’s a ruthless fascist, but he’s not a Nazi

Ghey

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Marvel is really trying to stupid-one-up itself.

Probably a lot better than the readers are. 34k for a number one? Marvel is a shadow if its former self. But hey, totes intersectionality!

Who wrote this article and what have you done with Katharine Trendacosta?

Thanks to all those Star Wars movies we know the Jedi can barely survive an attack from just a pair of evil Sith lords.

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Because North Korea wasn’t a clear and present danger to the United States before Trump tweeted about it.

So, the odds of a Silmarillion movie have increased from a “snowball’s chance in Hell” to “a snowman’s chance in Hell.”

Thank you Reverend. We need brave souls like you to battle blasphemy for us sheep. Welcome back to the 1980s, by the way.

“male perspectives”. Here’s a perspective: grow up.

It. Doesn’t. Fucking. Matter.

Do you actually get paid for this nonsense?

OMG, TOTES MYSOGINY YOU GUYS!

As he fails to conform to the social narrative that the Though Police have prescribed for us. Fuck off.