Manwich sounds reasonable, and you sound like an unhinged wierdo.

“to the dozens of young Black women R.Kelly abused” 

I’d swap out the wanna-be-BMW wheels for a set of American Racing Vector SEs.

Is that how you got your name?

26' moving van.

It is a 2018, which would have hit showrooms in late summer 2017. That was 5 years ago. 

Another anecdote: a friend of mine drives and street parks an ND Miata (or at least he used to street park it). He woke up one day to find the hood dented and the soft top damaged. He was parked right in front of his town home, so he checked his doorbell cam, and some drunk asshole decided to walk right over the top…

1. Jeep Wrangler

I disagree with nearly everything you said, LoL

Anything with a manual transmission is awful in cities. I gave up on having a stick-shift after moving to Seattle and realizing how much it sucked to clutch-bump a car for an hour every morning in stop-and-go traffic.

While I get the point of this QOTD, I want to bring this up.

My first reaction was no dice. But this thing could be as fun, in its own way, as an old MG or Triumph, and even the cheapest old sports car is bringing this kind of money in very good condition, and it is easier to find a chrome bumper MGB or TR6 than a decent one of these. Plus the color and whole car is such an 80s…

Locking in a very low interest rate over a long period of time (with corresponding low fixed payment) in an inflationary environment was in fact a very wise thing to do.

If you want a Mazda 2 in America you can just buy a... Mazda 2 - from Puerto Rico.

I think there is a (small) audience for this on BaT. People there like cars that are in pristine condition. However, it’s not a very collectable car, and it doesn’t have incredibly low miles.

Nah, they would get a rusted out one and fix it with CG in post processing.  Cost a hell of a lot less than this thing.

I think I’d rather this car than a $39k house in Pittsburgh.

Honestly, I think it would sell at $10,000-$12,000. Might take a while, but I think it would sell. There are certainly people with money and quirky taste out there.

“Given the prices on BaT”. Ok, then sell it on BaT and leave us out of it.

Has the seller tried contacting any Mazda museum curators?