Very poor English is the reason for the confusion. If you read the ad, it’s terrible. I think they mean “brake warning light is on, front brakes are leaking fluid.”

Tron was a kids’ live-action Disney movie and deserves some slack, like the original Pete’s Dragon or Escape To Witch Mountain or The Black Hole. Bullitt has no excuse.

Every mural is propaganda to someone, right comrade?
-Diego Rivera

i want to ride on a square boat.

Also, he doesn’t speak Chinese.

wait. you think the thieves were keeping the things they stole? that’s a stupid thing to say or think.

that corvette ad might as well say “i got this car in the divorce and i always hated it. make me an offer.”

I hope you get one. And I hope there is someone in your life that knows and loves you enough to buy you a set of euro bumpers as a surprise birthday present.

exACTly. can i get wheels that wobble more the faster i go? that would look cool too.

i’m pretty sure the entire point of those systems is to turn your cabin into a tacky night club. i hate it, but at least they are aware of it and doing it on purpose. i guess i’d rather a car company have really poor taste than just be stupid and oblivious.

for the record, this is the GM that went bankrupt in 2009.

i can imagine myself in a situation where i had $13k and desperately needed a car right now and was terrified that i’d fuck up and get myself into something that would break down and cost me money, making this the perfect vehicle for me to buy. but i’d probably just eat steak every day for 10 months and then off…

This is the answer. it’s not the miles that make clear coats from this era fall off. it’s a 25 year old car. it wouldn’t even have to have lived outside to need a respray.

seems like heavier stuff would be worse in mud? and this thing is fucking ugly. good luck to them but that’s a no from me dawg.

not ugly. 55mpg. doesn’t require a charging point. 0-60 in under 7 seconds. i’m not excited about this car but i’ve kind of run out of reasons not to buy a Prius.

it would not be complicated or expensive to peel that outlet in your garage out onto its own breaker if there’s room in your box. i would NEVER recommend that you do it yourself, but my dumb ass has.

yah it’s not any more complicated than wiring a house for an electric clothes dryer. the main determinant for expense is whether you would have to upgrade your electrical service to your home because of the increased current draw.

I think the Camry’s grill is still ugly but yeah, i agree and the V6 is on my shortlist for the first time ever.  

that’s hilarious. i would make the fog smell like sulphur instead of cotton candy like regular fog machines.

like that bible