also you need your thousands of dollars’ worth of medication, if you’re an American.

i totally agree that people subjected to metrics always play to the metric, but there is no alternative. “you can’t manage what you can’t measure” is the axiom, and it’s true no matter how well thought-out the metrics are. even if Tesla’s criteria are shitty lazy “common sense” picks, and even if their data gathering…

people complain when BAT is all expensive museum pieces, but also complain when cheap oddball stuff that’s been damaged makes it on there. even though the T stands for trailer. it’s almost like people are in a bad mood and BAT can’t win either way so it should do whatever it wants.

maybe my standards are low, but i doubt i’ve ever gone on a date with a woman that would recognize VW window switches.

baaaaaaaa

my man.

agreed. i’ve done stupider things in shittier places.

me too. it didn’t look too purple for me.

well, shit. 

i voted NP. but i think if carmax or vroom or carvana would pay even $20k, the owner would have sold it to them and this ad wouldn’t exist.

yeah well you could have been in the original Robocop.

kind of like a reverse mortgage?

good pull.

nope. i believe that paint code is 2002CUBE.

you know, minivans and wagons and whatever else people haul their rugrats in nowadays could use some asepsis design.

yeah i feel like subaru could save itself some money and just sell their cars at REI.

hey, i can tell the difference when they are parked next to each other.

maybe they mean the odo came out of a car that was rolled over.

or a middle class man’s daughter’s car. sexist af, but that’s who drove these proudly in the late 80's and 90's.

well i did kneecap a guy for humblebragging about how his Bronco’s removable top looked weird when the sun hit it just right.