2nd Gear: If patent trolling keeps Jaguar in business, I’m kind of all for it.

ND, but it’s pretty god damned close. if it were ANY other color and the price were $2k lower, i’d buy it and then sell it on in a year or two.

that car looks racist as hell.

yeah i’m wondering how real Hitler can be to someone 3 or 4 generations removed from WW2. in a couple hundred years Hitler might be on a cereal box next to Count Chocula. 

as a wagoneer/cherokee/land rover fan, i dig this SUV. i wonder how wood paneling would look on it.

if i was a cop i’d check the footwell for a brick.

i agree. and i want to add that if i was driving 135 miles an hour and creeping up on a Honda Civic doing 72, there is no fucking way i would have recognized that Civic as a potential collision 40 seconds in advance. i’m impressed by that.

god damn i bet that warehouse smells bad ass.

here, let me help you get over this car. there are no places in the interior to put your sunglasses or rest your phone. fuck that thing i’m glad to be rid of it.

yeah, most likely the buyer isn’t going to look at the price difference for the truck. they are going to look at the smaller price difference for the monthly payment. and they are going to go with a new one.

well. i mean they’re fucking ugly. i wanted a modern J Truck. the Gladiator is not a modern J Truck.

not going to give my year of birth, but the only real choice here is a Pantera.

so, several hundred?

i’d rather have plaid seats than a sunroof, but i feel you.

the selected gear thing is a REALLY good point.

also, he can only fuck himself by saying he knows exactly how fast he went and he only posted this video so people would stop asking him about it?

all i can say is it’s not coveted by me. i hate all red interiors.

yeah that’s what we’re telling you. we’re stupid. 

i had no idea how much i have missed chrome bumpers.

that story is just darling.