Yeah, they’re incredibly butt.

Grantland shuts down and this is what I have to read now.

Not sure what I’m watching? Jeez, get your eyes checked man.

That depends...are we in a dark alley? Am I armed? Are we in public?

Odd that such a tough, inspirational leader-badass looks so much like the most cowardly coward who ever cowered.

“Cortana, how did I do on that last play?”

John 6:55

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

brags about “pranking” Starbucks by having them write “Merry Christmas” as his name on the cup. He also flashes a gun he brought into the coffee shop

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

As a black student at the University of Missouri, I can't tell you how amazing it has been to see how the athletic department and students of all colors coming together for this.

This is what I don’t get about some people. If you know someone is out to get you, then why the hell would you give them anything to use against you?

Anyone who has ever been in awe of William fucking Westmoreland should be banned from running for any political office for life.

You might well be ending a man’s career by publishing these, Diana; I hope you’re happy with yourself.

Kristina Laurence is a hero. In a horrifying situation, her stand for the truth when everyone around her (even the victim, initially) was telling her to shut up, is truly awe inspiring.

It’s sad that we live in a world, where enough people don’t care enough to put this man out of a job, or better yet, in prison. Sickening really.

I’m rooting for total paralysis...like, the flat-hands, breathe through a neck hole, and have to use a Hawking box or a cancer kazoo to talk kind.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

Fuck Greg Hardy