Okay, but I insist on an explanation for the eyebrows.

the Columbus Blue Jackets are now 0-8-0, setting the record for the longest pointless streak...

“Raging homophobe” is a bit strong. From what he’s said on the subject, he’s got the very wrong-headed but much more understandable “Love the sinner, hate the sin” perspective that a lot of people have when they were raised very, very Christian.

Cheer up Bills fans. Just because Harvin is retiring from professional football doesn’t mean he can’t keep playing for the Bills.

AND FUCK SCOTT WALKER.

If there was only some rule in the National League that allowed a person to bat for a crappy batter like the pitcher and not be in he field...hmmm...

I don’t care about the Cubs one way or another. Cubs fans? I actively root against their collective happiness.

That’s funny, I don’t remember you celebrating your awesomeness in peace.

You’re right...it’d only be fair, cubs fans were nothing but graceful after their wins in the wild card game and NLDS, so we really should try to—PPPFFFFFFT BAHAHAHAHA oh man, sorry, couldn’t finish that one with a straight face

Yes

He really wanged that ball. I mean he just cocked back and drilled it. That thing was hammered. Even a one-eyed monster could tell that junk was headed all the way to Johnsonville. The Mets are really giving the Cubs the shaft.

Umm, you mean the 2016 NFL Entry Draft presented by DraftKings.

Absolutely nobody takes this dude seriously, right?

I say keep the ivy at Wrigley. Considering it’s the Cubs that play there the ivy really won’t have any effect on the playoffs for the next 30 years.

“That’s the way it’s always been” is the dumbest argument you could make. It’s like if the Dodgers have been playing with a tree in left field. “DURR, YOU PLAY AROUND THE KOUFAX WILLOW. THAT’S OUR HISTORY.”

I think you missed my point, or I made it poorly. I am not suggesting that anyone cheated last night, that anyone “got away” with anything, or that there was any gamesmanship at all. I am not sure what the hell TC could possibly have been arguing about: the rule was correctly applied. That’s a ground-rule double all…

As a Mets fan, sure, but also as a baseball fan, I am really glad the ground-rule double into the ivy didn’t impact the outcome of the game. That had inside-the-park HR potential. At a minimum, Conforto scores. I am sure that Cubs fans will be horrified at the notion of cleaning up the leaves out there, but I mean,…

No, the NFL isnt much better and also serves as a cartel to control the economics of the sport and cheat the players out of money. That is the whole point of the ‘salary cap’, to limit what the owners have to pay for labor rather than letting a free market exist that would allow labor to determine its own value.…

To this day I will never understand how Neuer won a free kick when he plowed into Higuain in the World Cup last year. I know that many will say that he got to the ball first, but still.......not sure what Higuain did wrong here.

That wasn’t a fight. One fan was kind of talking trash, turned around because he thought it’d be some jawing, and that guy just came in and sucker punched him. That’s assault. Not funny, and the reason I don’t go to fucking NFL games with 70K Tommy Toughnuts walking around.