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How does he tie his shoes?

Oh SHIT. Someone get Whitlock some aloe, stat.

Who are these people who have highly visible careers, hire whole teams of people to manage their appearance and what they say, then go around saying things that they later have no idea where they came from?

We don’t have 30 seconds to waste on that buff Asian dude telling us that he can eat WHATEVER he wants.

No.

Are those box cutters/utility knives scattered on the table in front of them?

He doesn’t realize Harvin is gone.

Rape

Jesus Christ. Just make this shit stop.

Because the same billion dollar industry apparently employs some of the dumbest, most moronic, reactionary buffoons on the face of the planet.

2006: Patriots security staff audio interferes with the Jaguars’ coach-to-QB communication system at “crucial moments” during a playoff game.

Notre Dame is an educational institution, and athletics, while diverting and instructive in its own right, is meant to serve the educational purpose.

C) All of the above?

whose

My current hobby is dreaming up what would have to occur for the NFL to actually lose public interest in the US.

Alright, so what’s his kinja account?

The truly wonderful thing about all of this is it’s the direct outcome of a school of thought long trumpeted and wholeheartedly embraced by the useful idiots of the football press, who went on and on about how the best way to clean up the NFL was for Roger Goodell to get tough. It was like something out of the Reagan…

Can we include Troy Vincent in this failurefest?