YEAH! I mean what does a presidential nominees stance on cyber security have ANYTHING to do with technology? I mean really! What kind of operation is this!?

Who’s more sensitive, someone who experiences emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault, or someone who experiences emotional distress over a sign warning people who might feel emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault?

He’s eccentric for sure but no more a waste than you or I.

celly’d

Zach Lavine jumping over five kneeling protesters will be the talking point of next year’s dunk contest.

Wait, Indiana Fever is a basketball team? I thought that was just what the rest of the world called Crisco Poisoning.

Somewhere, Phil Kessel is rolling in his gravy.

Funny, I though he played football.

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

Doin’ the Lord’s work, fellas

If you listen closely, you could hear Drew Magary smash furniture from miles away.

Thanks for stepping away from the gridiron for a few seconds to enlighten us, oh wise football sage. You fucking clown.

You deserve this for wearing a Mets shirt to work.

Roger Goodell’s favorite player is Christian Pander.

he’s a threat to the playing surface w that take

Upon hearing of Miller’s assault on a septuagenarian, a saddened Emmitt Smith stressed the need to respect all religions.

The No. 2 won the Money In The Bank ladder match. Therefore guaranteeing himself a shot against No. 1 whenever he wants. Pretty common knowledge, if you ask me.

Yes we will take you in.

Except this is 100% new information. When the judge asked them to surrender their passport it was explicitly on the basis of conflicting accounts and not looking upset enough on CCTV after the fact. If the judge had said “don’t leave the country because we have a complaint against your behavior” from a business owner…

for some people, principles trump business.