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Godammit Bobby. Now my keyboard is a mess.

I mean, it’s alright to acknowledge the truth of your statement and still admire people who voice sentiments similar to Noah’s, right?

shh bby is ok

I think he saw this video and had a case of the vapors.

Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammee

Easy, Jose.

I think it’s probably somewhere in the area of five percent

TAKE MY MONEY, PLEASE

This just in: he didn’t lose his job.

Alternate title: “Kevin Johnson assaults Air Force veteran, then encourages destruction of evidence.”

In completely unrelated news, I’m voting for Donald Trump because I think Congress is full of self-interested, incompetent, and corrupt politicians.

What Would Jesus Throw

You might be waiting for a while...

I knew this was coming the second I saw that question in the Isaac Lee Q&A yesterday.

The only good sounding bluetooth headphones are North of $300

In light of the flickering flame that is Gawker.com being extinguished over the weekend, can we get a Deadspin Staff Chat going?

It also leads to people rejecting moderation, because they feel urges to sometimes eat things like McD’s, but hear from people that you can’t ever eat it if you want to be healthy.

:( Back to square one.

Too late, we win.