I mean, I’m sure you vetted it as a journalist. But those photos look so damn photoshopped.

Oh my Lord, it’s humor. I bet you’re fun at parties.

Man named Dick Fiddler: I demand you respect where I came from.

You think Berman settled some scores?

God, sports nationalism makes people dumb.

Less Forest Whitaker please

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

Defying is the wrong word here. Perhaps the water was simply thumbing its nose at gravity.

She’s cute.

gravity are fake make america again

Pretty elaborate, especially when you consider the set-up for this involved divorcing the kid’s mom and moving to a new apartment ten months earlier.

I totally understand where the Thunder are coming from on this one. The longer they keep me waiting, the less money I give waiters.

Oh, and the team you like is so great that you can tear another team down? We’ll probably see you rip on the Vikings like this about the same time we see them in the Super Bowl (never). Pathetic.