Man named Dick Fiddler: I demand you respect where I came from.

You think Berman settled some scores?

God, sports nationalism makes people dumb.

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

Pretty elaborate, especially when you consider the set-up for this involved divorcing the kid’s mom and moving to a new apartment ten months earlier.

I totally understand where the Thunder are coming from on this one. The longer they keep me waiting, the less money I give waiters.

Oh, and the team you like is so great that you can tear another team down? We’ll probably see you rip on the Vikings like this about the same time we see them in the Super Bowl (never). Pathetic.