Doesn’t make it okay. Sorry. Not sorry.

All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”

Damn. These Crying Jordan photoshops are getting really good.

Marky Mark? He of the “I would have stopped 9/11 if I was on one of those planes” boast? Completely full of shit? The hell you say.

That's a sick burn from Cecile Richards. Fuck this dude. Seriously.

This is what it looks like when fat people sit in stadium seats.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Presidents of cop unions are the most dangerous assholes in this country.

As for Crowell admitting he was wrong and acted out of rage — Loomis says, “You’re a grown ass man, and you claim you were too emotional to know it was wrong? Think we’ll accept your apology? Kiss my ass.”

You can really hear the meat and/or heart disease in Berman’s voice these days.

it’s a good reminder that memory is fallible and that the media loves pouncing on fun stories with little-to-no fact checking

The older he gets, the more I like Brock Lesnar.

I’m just happy there’s finally a winning Euro team that looks like me

Ronaldo’s pretty used to the pupae-razzi.

Not what I said. Note my careful hedging, which I’m sincere about: “College kids wanting to play sports is great ... [there’s no benefit to] institutionalizing it at anything close to this level”.

Wait...you’re pissed at the UFC in this scenario? Jones is the one who apparently came back with a failed A sample. It’s only a potential violation because he has the right to appeal the first test by requesting that the B sample be tested as well. They run that first sample through a battery of tests before moving on…

The fact that, across the country, millions of people give a fuck about college sports beyond the level of fuck that is given about, say, a high school football game in Not-Texas, is a cancer in our society.

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

God the nationalism in this country is fucking ridiculous. FUCKING RIDICULOUS. And guess what? SOLDIERS AREN’T ALWAYS HEROES. Everybody can kiss my ass!

We’re getting close to the Redbirds being sub-.500 again. These are exciting times!

Dis cord ended David Carradine's relationship too.