And the ones that bark incessantly are the “apartment-friendly” breeds with separation anxiety and napoleon complexes.

This will be one of those rare instances where the two will be able to argue from opposite positions and still both be wrong.

I have two kids whom I love enormously, but I was like “Huh?”

Partner abuse is a uniquely odious crime—as pure a betrayal of the fundamental social structure as we’ve been able to invent.

Holy crap, I found these guys on terrestrial radio driving into work one day and I have listened to them in awe ever since. It’s the most insane duo of halfwits I have ever heard, but it’s almost to the point of too much for a parody. Among their takes, one was Mike North demanding to see pictures of the swastikas…

“You had three days to see it” is fucking disingenuous at best. I can roll with maybe a month or two, but come on.

No.

I have irritable bowel syndrome. Does that count?

Except for the interview with Vikings coach Mike Zimmer, where they asked him if they took him because of Mayock’s call and he said no, that they had him in for several visits and were planning on drafting him anyway.

It’s also such horseshit that all these guys suddenly have truth-telling sessions after leaving office. Know how you could have made the country better? Call these idiots out, WHILE YOU HOLD ACTUAL POWER.

That happened where I live, too:

“...Citizens have a right to quite [sic] solicitude [sic] and to be secure from embarrassment and unwanted intrusion into their privacy while utilizing multiple occupancy bathroom or changing facilities by members of the opposite biological sex.”

Martin, I just loved your work in Blue Streak...

Oh, heeeellllllllll no.

What are you, staging a coup?

Jesus, how many different camera angles did they have on this?

The loudest internal scream I have ever seen.

Reminds me of Francisco Liriano’s slider in his first year up with the Twins, pre-injury.

What the fuck is he wearing in his mug shot? A mumu?

Hold on, I was told that the only solution to a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. Someone please explain to me which of these two was the good guy with a gun, or how there could possibly only be two bad guys with guns in one place.