The loudest internal scream I have ever seen.

Reminds me of Francisco Liriano’s slider in his first year up with the Twins, pre-injury.

What the fuck is he wearing in his mug shot? A mumu?

Yeah but it doesn’t matter what it is, the internet at this point exist solely to beat shit down.

Hold on, I was told that the only solution to a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. Someone please explain to me which of these two was the good guy with a gun, or how there could possibly only be two bad guys with guns in one place.

Did he get the Trump bronzer package?

What a bloviating gasbag.

The irony is that these are the same state politicians who have a screaming shit fit anytime the Federal government requires anything of the states.

Sports spectating is plain and simple the appreciation of athletic competition. The most-watched sporting events in the world are those between two of the best in a given sport, simply because the level of play is so high, and both teams can make a legitimate claim to being the superior. When there is such an enormous…

MmmmmmmMmmmMMmmmMMMMM. Nah.

when he was flooded by messages from other Yahoo users telling him how stupid he was.

Alright, who signed Goose Gossage into Kinja?

Hey, did you guys know Ben Affleck is descended from Southern slaveowners?

This is the grossest phrase / concept ever articulated in the English language. Congratulations.

the Yankees’ repeated attempts to void his contract and his milestone bonus money

Just wait until Hulk Hogan owns it.

to avoid looking like a penis or a white supremacist.

Someone please explain why LeBron went back to the Cavs in the first place.

Can we talk about how Kaepernick’s contract is Exhibit A on why a professional athlete should never bet on themselves when they are due a big payday?

Not pictured: Mike Tomsula’s cardboard box