They’re going to make him go to Baltimore for making a joke about the Ravens? Seems harsh.

God, now I hope Belicheck screws with them again this season with the eligible receivers.

My favorite part of political discourse is when those clearly lacking any understanding of the most basic concepts of civics inform everyone on the intricacies of Constitutional scholarship in between slurps of their Big Gulp.

Spoiler: the Patriots don’t have a pick in the first round.

CTE is a bitch.

Holy crap, he actually put under employer:

Papa John is a degenerate.

Wow, the fucking condescension is thick in here...

I love you, just for “hoosegow.”

Word choice is hard here. Should we say “raped” automatically if a grown man has sex with a teenager? Does it matter at all if the 15-year-old, now much older, describes their encounter as one of the best nights of her life? What is our word for a “yes” given on a plane that’s almost vertically unequal?

HRM Queen Elizabeth II, Lord of the Canadian Colony

Bingo.

The “college administration” subspecies.

Kanye rides Snowpiercer?

Ha!

Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.

Really?

This guy is the “Well, as a mother...” of Kinja commenters.

What are you, fucking clairvoyant? How the hell do you know if there was merit to these lawsuits? They just summarized some of the more egregious examples above, and your response is dismissing all others as clear cases of someone looking for unjust enrichment?

Has an industry ever gone from nothing to omnipresent faster than DFS?