I thought this was a Bud Dwyer set of motivational posters. My mistake.

As a juggler, I'm dying to see his juggling sketch. As a human, I'm dying to laugh at other jugglers.

I think this is sad only because it's just marijuana. I'd really like to speed up this meltdown process. We have the drag-racing thing going for us. That's good, I suppose. If he died prematurely, we could let the media have a huge circus about it, drag on talking heads to unimportant news shows to discuss our…