In Belichick’s world, I would not make that assumption about Edleman.

This QB goes to 11

I’m pretty sure that, with Edelman at QB, Belichick will be running some barely legal, innovative plays that will thoroughly confuse the Bills and win the Pats the game.

Adriana Lima > Gisele Bunchen

Do the rules require them to have a quarterback? They’re only playing the Bills. Just direct snap to Blout every play.

This is very serious. Last year I found out I had a skeleton inside me. The doctors said it was too late, that I probably wouldn’t survive the procedure to have it removed.

*done to the Nationwide jingle*

Drew Bledsoe, Pats Nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Forget the balls someone needs to check on the vodo dolls being used to keep Brady’s job

Maybe he’s going the anti-Brady route. He’ll knock up a model and then leave her for an actress.

I’m really curious to see how far this can go before the Patriots actually lose. Could they win with Bill Belichick himself as quarterback? How about Seth Rogan? Bette Midler? A particularly sassy shade of blue from the seedier parts of the Crab Nebula?

I think you are all forgetting that Peyton Manning is still available.

Samer, are you making the bold assumption that Rex won’t be fired after losing to Arizona by 65 points this Sunday? As a Bills enthusiast, I’d bet my favorite folding table that Rex don’t last past this weekend

Darth Belicheck’s Revenge: Win every game while injuring as many quarterbacks as possible.

At this point I’m assuming the Patriots QB next Sunday is going to be the drummer for Spinal Tap.