Someone I know quite well was a witness at Gacy’s execution by lethal injection. When I asked him about it, he said “it was pretty routine, they wheeled him out, put the tubes in his arm and he died.”  He then said these memorable words, “Oh, and I kicked him the head on the way out.”

My freshman year of college, I attended a small women-only liberal arts college in Virginia (it’s gone co-ed in the last few years, but at this point it wasn’t). I’m from California and was a little worried about being alone on my own so far from home, so I requested a room in the dorms’ No Man Hallway. The other…

Precocious Pipsqueak Purloins Prince’s Popcorn

You’d think the Times would have learned their lesson after 1915's “Those Balls of Meat on Your Noodles? They Are Supposed to Be There” and 1950's “That Seasoned Pork, Onions, and Cilantro in Your, I Don’t Know, Folded-Up Cornmeal Pancake? It’s Something Mexicans Eat, And We Guess They Like That Sort of Thing”.  

I’m definitely working on being Phryne when I grow up! Oh wait, no, I don’t look good in bangs & that gold gun clashes with my jewelry. Well, I’ll wing it. My womb ain’t goin’ nowhere....

She is everything I aspire to be.

yas to the kween to the 100th power

Right? She’s suave, drives a big sexy car, carries a golden gun, has all the connections, picks her own locks and does her own stunts, has a different fabulous outfit for every occasion, and always gets her man (sometimes, more than 1 man per episode)....

LOVE Phryne!

No, she is not James Bond. Phryne Fisher is James Bond.