All the current conservative whining about free speech is less about free speech as it is a bunch of moronic entitled whining manbabies throwing a baby fit because Twitter and Facebook rightly banned their idol, the King of Whining and Lying Manbaby in Chief, who they think the Magical Sky Troll has sent from above,…

“I’m a nice guy.”
“Do you know who I am?”
“I’m brutally honest.”
“You’ll change your mind.”
“Because I can.”
Anything having to do with being an “alpha”
“You’re so sensitive.”
“You’ve just lost a customer.”
“I tell it like it is.”
“Sorry, I can’t help it, I’m a [insert zodiac sign].”
“Don’t give me excuses.”
“I’m just asking…

I believe the word you’re looking for is ‘spoopy.’

Don’t cram every possible article into pointless, unnecessary slideshows. So thank you for not doing it here.

One thing to remember is that no one is likely to find your baby as cute as you do. A lot of people will think it’s cute, many will think it’s very cute, and many will think it’s ugly; there’s nothing you can do about that except to recognize it and understand that even though you think every single picture you took…

100% this

This is all fine theoretically but cars in both lanes are usually much closer than that and many will not let you in especially at the merge point. Call me an asshole all you want but if I see a wide enough opening in traffic anywhere before the merge point, I’m going for it. I’m not going to rush in like a maniac.…

Well an intelligent and compassionate government would put laws in place to make sure people are paid and business can stay closed long term until the virus is mitigated.

I’ve been going to the movies since the age of six and the theatrical experience has been one of the most basic, joyful things in my life. I had the great fortune of going to college during the height of the film guild era and, for years, went to the movies two to three, sometimes four, nights a week. I love the…

She must not be a dog then. 

Anyone who regularly browses lifehacker/Gizmodo/etc needs the extra data for their godawful auto-play “related” videos that take up half the screen on their phone.