This is a great piece, Mike — it’s nice to see the occasional serious, longer article with just the right mix of humor, facts, and history (as opposed to most of Jalopnik’s usual short/funny bits, or mainstream Gawker’s long and unnecessarily inflammatory articles).

Wearing brown contacts and contouring your face is “yellowface”? OK....

He/she said soften your Westerner nose bridge with some makeup magic, not go full Jerry Lewis.

Yeah, but her gravy train just came in. This is a money based gravy train which she will turn into a gravy based gravy train.

Hell yeah I’m surprised. Where were the guns?

Yep; Islam is definitely holding them back

Maybe that’s why they’re crashing. Dune bashing requires beer.

If you love party games and don’t have Resistance, I would HIGHLY recommend it. It’s a fantastic game that has gone over really well with my groups.

If you love party games and don’t have Resistance, I would HIGHLY recommend it. It’s a fantastic game that has gone…

That’s cool, but anime aside, I’d like to point out Pacific Rim is criminally underrated. I don’t understand how it didn’t do better at the box office. It may be one of my favortie movies ever. Then agian maybe I’m just biased towards giant mechs and kaiju.

Needs more flames.

I was so happy to talk to you Jason and let it all hang out— your love of the geeky side of it all made my heart sing. Thanks for “getting it.” I can’t wait to make a video with YOU one of these days.

Yikes! Speaking of blasphemous mods...