True story: I shotgunned a beer with Johnny before a BC football game. He was kind of a dick! But he can play some goddamn ice ball.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

“while Canada of all places eats our f’in lunch.”

Unhappy Nick Foles is skipping Rams OTAs. Can you blame an American for being mad when someone comes in and takes his job? Sad!

“Well the good news is now your mom can finally get a belt made”

Show of hands, who read that as eats his own shit at a first glance?

This entire statement could have been attributed to Alexander Daigle.