I can only hope to be as eloquent someday.

If that is the ultimate con to you, you have very low standards.

yeah. I'm from Jakarta and I don't carry them around because my iPad is the only space-consuming heavy thing i will allow in my bag, but i see it a lot. I haven't heard of them being a nuisance thought (perhaps because i rarely go to touristy places, idk).

This.

I was all *shrug* about the twists and about Lila being murdered because objectively, all of them all horrible people and it's quite hard to sympathize with them — except probably Asher. He's annoying, but at least he's trustworthy. So far.

I couldn't care less about him (i thought Grenade in particular was super whiny as a song), but then he released Uptown Funk and I'm like damn.

She's like the antithesis of the golden rule of understanding white privilege (on sitting down and listening when minorities - and an overwhelming number of them - tell you why certain things are problematic and, yes, racist). She just doubled down on her ignorance and called us stupid.

Maybe Harry/Hermione shippers will have their day in the sun after all.

The hair-over-one-eye look always drives me crazy. If it were me I would have grabbed a pair of scissors and cut that shit off within the first fifteen minutes.

Are you from Indonesia (I am) because these are also the stories I hear. We have this English school franchise, English First, where it's a public secret that most expatriates teaching there are white people with no working visas and is just in the country for ... I don't even know what. These are usually the white…

I'm gonna get blasted for this, but.

I don't really like John Mayer and I don't get the hype ———- but I agree. Continuum is pretty amazing. In fact, I loved Room for Squares and Heavier Things, but Battle Studies just didn't manage to impress...

u rang

Ah. No. Man, i hate to do this because I love you and I love Kitchenette, but coming from a predominantly Muslim country (in this case Indonesia), not knowing what bacon is is actually understandable. I'm ethnic-Chinese and agnostic, so I eat a lot of pork, but bacon is not part of our staple ... anything. Even now…

oh god i swear kitchenette is the reason i am so unproductive at deskjob D:

I am 80% sure that she's a troll. No one who reads Jezebel can possibly not realize how much of a self-important, entitled jerk they sound like writing these things. Unironically.

that gif tho

but

This entire thread is everything.

They should have used "TS" for "TaylorSwifted".

this is my favorite comment of the entire jezebel today :'))))))))