Seconded on the Mike/Rachel drama. I quit watching midseason 3 because even Donna and Jessica's awesomeness cannot drown the massive annoyance that was Mike being whiny ~_~

Also one more thing - God I can't even remember which season this is. I just remember this was around the Hardman/Pearson/Darby power struggle and Harvey was considering walking out and doing things behind Jessica's back and all the time I was like GOD FUCKING DAMN IT HARVEY GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER KFDJLSHG and everyone…

I always feel like this is a show where everyone practices saying snappy, cool one liners and walk out of the room in style (PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT IN REAL LIFE) but damn nobody does that better than Jessica.

I have to admit I enjoy reading fanfics in which Jessica doms the hell out of Harvey everyone.

Ah. I stopped watching mid season 3 when the Harvey/Mike drama reached its peak (i think at one point Mike stepped out of Pearson Specter idk??? I stopped watching), but if this is how it is in S4 i think i'm never going back to it ~_~

Louis is EVERYTHING.

I do it with a fork AND a knife. idgaf what other people think i like my hands clean and un-greasy.

you are amazing.

Shee-yit. I am so sorry that happened to your daughter.

Actually glad instagram/facebook/twitter were not a thing during my tween fandom years. And the fact that I was in Final Fantasy VIII fandom in my tween years was probably also a good thing (a game, rather than real people fandom). Online forum was a thing back then, and we were so civil to each other... we just…

Bah. After you declined/ran out of time/get low-rated 2 dates, they call you and ask something like "IS THIS WHAT A MARRIAGE SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE" or "YOU WILL HEAR FROM MY LAWYERS" and you have the option to save the marriage by spending 42 stars. I divorced my wife and bought a fab hair >_>

They divorce you after two declined/low-rated/accepted-but-didn't-go-on-date-in-10-hours date.

Aside from the fact that this horrified me so much it made me nauseous, it also reminded me of this movie.

It's so jarring to see my language spoken in Jezebel.

But Pinkham is funny as shit.

I can't figure out what she has on the tip of her tongue. or is that her bottom lip? Is it cream? But there's no cake? Is it fake jizz? SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL ME BECAUSE I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED.

My immediate reaction: WHY IS SHE NAMED EVELYN because I'm probably the most pro-choice person ever in my (admittedly conservative christian chinese indonesian) environment.

u called?

A+++++ for TXF Tagline Shot.

Nah, bro. You've crossed the believable troll line and now people just won't take you seriously on this.