She’s not doing anything. She’s just a loser, basically.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is apparently news.

No Bo Jackson?

So that's basically John Prescott, then.

You don’t need 10 speeds.

Right after Moonraker, anyway.

Except they’re right. Vettel also lied about not cutting the corners.

Mitsubishi Evo - all 10 if possible (any of 1-3, 4-6 and 7-9 will do, but the 10 must be one of them). With them, the Lancia 037 and the Peugeot 905.

I’d spec a better car instead.

And they’re not going to sell it.

To be fair, the Clio was already pretty shit.

The H2R rendered it pointless more than anything else

Great, as long it stops Ogier running away with the title every year.

Wait isn’t this a sports page? Thought this was a soap opera...

Never liked the man but I do agree with him for once.

Andrea Moda knocks all of these into a cocked hat

Arrows...no.

Not really...the car just broke. If it hadn’t done it would have won.

They said anyone could get in - so I voted Trevor Phillips.

So badass he and his team will ruin WTCC forever unless many good manufacturers show up to give them a right good kicking.