the article says Metroid Prime was beaten in 0:55 seconds, not 1:23:55 lol

obligatory:

I don't think it's fair to cite stats like that in the absence of evidence in this instance of what did or didn't happen. I assume Temkin is innocent until proven guilty, as I hope everyone else does.

I've heard those numbers and I'm not denying them, but an innocent person is an innocent person even if it's only 2-8%.

Feminists won't be satisfied until college students routinely exchange waivers before making out.

This is complete bullshit. If he didn't rape someone, he should absolutely defend himself. People are raped and it's horrible, but people are also falsely accused and that's also an injustice. These things come down to pure "he said, she said" and that's what makes them so difficult, but an innocent person…

(http://gbrsou.deviantart.com/art/shut-up-an…)

If the moves, EVs and IVs are legitimate, who cares? I really don't understand the purist attitude when it comes to what is ultimately a strategy RPG, especially when the effort required to breed them with the right moves is just busy work. The skill and challenge of the game comes from the strategy, not biking…

And that's how dad and dad met.

Well while were at it, here's one more to add to the list:

Jokes on this fellow, this game can last for years.

This is a movie that has a Ken Watanabe-voiced autobot who calls Optimus Prime 'sensei,' is named 'Drift,' and speaks in Haiku.

That is not awesome. That is dumb and racist. (In a fashion of racism not contained in hatred, but a fashion of racism that reduces ethnicities to stereotypes)

My immediate reaction the first time I saw it:

"These. Are. Just. Drawings," wrote another blog commenter online. "Why don't you guys say this after you lower your crime rate first," replied yet another, with one commenter adding, "Yanks picking fictional Lolita regulation over gun regulation."

The only reason my computer would weep is because of the ending. Hey-oh!

1. The character shown in the trailer is not wearing Link's traditional green outfit

Alright, I'll say it: I'm ready for a World War II shooter again.

Seriously, kids are getting dumber/shitter by the generation, and parents are getting worse at doing their job.

Following this incident Starcraft 2 will be receiving a patch limiting stun duration from monitors to 1 second and also suffering diminishing returns.