I’m really tired of this “Dakar Rally” thing, as it’s been since 2008 that it has nothing to do with Senegal... they should name it: “Where The Heck We Do It This Year Except Than In An Islamic Country Rally”.

Yep. Just the occasion to pump up one of our industrial achievements.

It’s AGUSTA (Westland)

In Dubai I found LCD screens showing CNN on top of urinals in an hotel restroom.

Give me that bulge 370 days a year... if those are banknotes. Thank you.

Naturalists or naturists?

Hitler and Mussolini, still the two greatest flagbearers of the extreme right ideals, both came from a national Socialist party.

My answer: yes, that is possible if the man is the same who crashed his car into a shop window, because the pedal he was pushing with all his might was not the brake as he thought, but the gas. Hey, it happened... several times! ...so what?

You win the second prize for the stupidest comment ever. Why not the first prize? Because you’re too stupid to win the first prize.

I wonder what could happen if they should drive that thing in what should be the normal environment for a regular car, that’s to say in the open air on a normal road... maybe it will turn into ashes in a flash of flame, like a vampire at dawn??

You once said that you do.

Actually all heat (included body heat) is a radiation in the infrared frequencies.

I don’t get it.

Gopher is not Norwegian. It’s American slang for a low range factotum, like you go for this, you go for that... gopher!

Do you live with your wife in your mother’s basement as well? Just to know.

That was already done. Here in Italy some Insurance companies are offering sizeable rebates on car insurance rates, to all those willing to install a GPS tracking/recording device (they call it “black box”), whose data are made available to other Insurance Companies and to the Police as well. Not for me.

LOL. And your’re lucky that the car was not programmed to send an SMS with your grades, to someone like your mother or your wife!

Yes. A silent digital thermometer like the one I have on my dashboard is more than enough. A good addition could be a red lamp if temperature goes below the freezing point, but no acoustic warning at all.

Tell him to get rid of it, and buy a Chevy. Good life is expensive and is not for everyone.

He was a wise man.