Sergio Marchionne has been adamant in saying he doesn’t believe electric cars are the future, but since he’s indeed a very clever manager he’ll produce some of them as well, until there’s a request from the market. This is the moment of the big bullshits, when the gluten-free foods are sold to the people without any…

The hazard came on AFTER the driver went out, so that must be some automatic alarm.

I can really see how we could eventually get fond of such a beautiful thing, to the point that little kids will draw it on their notebooks in elementary school, teenagers will have its posters in their bedrooms, and someone will picture it together with a scantly clad model on a calendar for mechanics and truck…

How can you lock the car from the inside and then exit it, if it’s locked?

What’s inside that car? Looks like trashed paper... or giant pop-corns.

You really believe in what you write, or you’re just joking?

Everything will be really clear (no joke - the guy is German) here.

He looks like an idiot anyway,

Bambi’s mom doesn’t have antlers, because she’s a doe: antlers are on his dad’s head, ever since the first time his wife cheated on him...

Confucius say: wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn!

We do not sell to idiots: it could depreciate our products.

Why trash those mag wheels?...they still look quite good!

Automatic gear, of course.

Well, at least he won’t have to pay all those fines!

All this disquisition, just because Sarah didn’t put out for you?... oh, Madonna!