No. It’s a very strong car, whose original design was adapted to the very harsh local environmental conditions. You know nothing of Ladas.

I like this more... maybe because I invented it!...

I like this more. Maybe because I invented it...

Have a nice day, everyone!

Indeed you were so right! ...we Italians like so much to kill ourselves and those few idiotic foreigners like you, by not respecting the traffic lights and crashing into each other like crazy! Just this morning I jumped a red light and I was so lucky to smash into an Australian family! I killed them all: the dumb mate…

Goodie!... now, if only we could find a way to convince ISIS to do the gymkhana...

Actually, I find this one quite cute:

I’d like GTFAC © more. Please mind that I still hold the license rights.

Well, that indeed is what I was meaning: we enter the car wash by putting the front wheels in two channels, and the one on the left has inside a belt with rubber stops every meter that catch our left wheel, and move the car onward. The engine must be on, the driver inside and the gear in neutral. Now I understand that…

Why the heck? When you find one that’s cheap and effective, why not use it? BTW, where I live ALL automated washings use a conveyor belt... I’ve never repeat never seen one where you have to drive through the rotating brushes, and so far I didn’t think that they could exist, even in the most retarded Country. The…

Once upon a time, I was on a business trip to Hong Kong with a colleague of the Marketing Dept. We arrived late in the evening and the car waiting for us was a shiny, black Mercedes S600 driven by a little guy not taller than 5ft, whose head soon disappeared behind the headrest... but as we soon realized, he was also …

And sure your new display name will help you.

I was almost sure he’s Lewis Hamilton!

...and what about the “yes” down right? The exception that confirms the rule?

Not in my life. And not even after my death, because I’ll ask to be buried in it.

Indeed that is the grossest thing ever, and really we didn’t need it. Formula 1 sucks well enough by itself, without the need of those puke inducing, totally revolting Australian habits!

Yes, that was nice... but since I’m not a rally driver, I’d have liked more to enjoy a leisure trip with the top down, in a nice summer evening and on a seaside road, beside a cute girl... ah, ...dreams!

Sure as hell, in my next life I will not be an engineer but instead I want to be a marketing dude!