Was gonna post the same thing. Dank is so not tight. So not sick. So not hella ... oh, fuck this. Fuck it all. I’m old.

You’re forgetting another option: The fellas on Workaholics say “pornog” ... and that’s awesome.

Police are also searching for a second person of interest.

My penis turned inside out right around 3:32.

That three ... Tar HeeLOL

I haven’t watched wrestling since I was a small child in the 1980s, but I can’t hate: When HBK’s music hit ...

I could have done without the moose knuckles at 0:35.

You seem to have missed the point entirely as well.

This piece shows a staggering amount of self-delusion regarding the political economy of the media.

It can now be disclosed that Johnson was also arrested for possessing extreme pornography – believed to be a bestiality video – on his laptop

I wish I dangled to my knees.

Hopefully, he won’t have to change his last name to Wheeler.

Poor goalie. That pole came out of nowhere.

That noodle assault is red-on-red crime.

I opened this story while I was pretending to pay attention and staying low-key during a business meeting. That was a mistake.

J.R. Smith usually rocks the rim with the pipe.

You forgot to say “President” Brad Stevens, but this is good Simmons anyway.

a wig store that Simmons used to frequent

What a great pla from Monta.