Uh, looks far better than any depiction on film of the character so far, actually.

If for no other reason than the line “from the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth shut the first time,” yes, that was great.

Well, it doesn’t necessarily have to be. Honestly, I think the first line is a bit more amusing. On the other hand, “You look like a topographical map of Utah” is pretty lacking. But it will probably be more of the latter, which is fine, unless they horrendously overdo it and the dialogue sounds like it was written by…

I’ll take door number two, Monty!

I don’t think they’d make a red-band trailer and not put that content in the movie.

But people probably didn’t have butter then. When they finally got butter and tried it with snails, they were probably saying “Wow! Finally, a way to make this not taste like shit! We were so sick of eating these.”.

quill is obsessed with earth, he listens to his music alot... and all those references would be things he could hypothetically know about when he was young and he would just reiterate those in his mind

His mom made him mixtapes of songs from her era. He has a broader range of exposure compared to millennials who never had to watch reruns of TV shows from before their birth. Gilligan’s Island went off the air before I was born. I still know the theme song.

The only reference that is a stretch for him to know about is the Pollock / Jizz joke he makes. Everything else is around his age when he’s taken. Ninja Turtles and Footloose being the two biggest references I can recall. Both were popular before his abduction. There is also no reason to believe that there isn’t any…

This one sure did.

Quill would understand them because he makes them. Also, who would put these sticks up their butts?

More evidence that GOTG is the best Farscape three-parter ever made.

Whatever Groot is saying can only seemingly be translated into “I Am Groot” due to that being what Star-Lord hears. It’s possible that it’s mainly guesswork on Rocket’s part due to their years of partnership, like when you know someone so well you start predicting what they’re going to say.

That’s about the only one that might be safe. He mentions some possible negative consequences elsewhere, like the dangers of moisturizing the Sahara in #2, but that doesn’t stop him from suggesting the same thing in #4 and #5. And he mentions using nuclear bombs as engineering tools and the only downside mentioned to…

In the case of carbon capture, at least we have climate models that are detailed enough and accurate enough that we can make pretty safe predictions as to what carbon capture might do.

Pretty much every single one of these is bound to run afoul of The Law of Unintended Consequences.

Well, there is already a guy with some drow acting experience.

No, it’s called autism.

It just means you do not have a daughter that is school aged. I am very aware of Monster High, Ever After High, and their various and sundry spin offs, tie in products, etc.

For the record, I don’t think you’re that cynical. I had the same thought.