Are you a trial lawyer? Trial lawyers would love a turbo Wrangler.

Cheese graters

Fuck Yes. Eagle Summit hatch with transplanted Evo drive train.

I have tons of free time, great roads, ride around 10k a year, all twisties with maybe a couple summer trips. Almost every guy I know with a sport bike does less in several years. My insurance is cheap because I'm an oldz and my record is great. The secret is don't ride where there's cops, which is basically all of…

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Try those same roads on a big boy sport bike, your sphincter starts cramping after a while :)

You mean the repeated misuse of the possessive or the lack of basic scientific literacy?

Also a gorgeous 99 YZ250 smoker and my dune-gooner 12 YFZ450R. Yes, I own flat brimmed trucker hats.

14 Triumph STR.

I'll certainly remember that green frame, is that a Paul smart or a sport classic?

So many locals on Jalop, crazy.

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Camp A. 250 miles of varied throttle/five heat cycles, replace break in oil, go full jackass to seat everything= more hp. Disclaimer: all my experience is motorcycle related.

Lol, yeah I got jagged rock scars too. And there were no barbie jeeps when I was a kid anyway, but we made do with the rich neighbor kids big wheels.

After I wadded it in a viscous high side, my old cbr954rr got sold to Nico and was used as the Cyz track suspension test mule around PIR back in 04. I kept the brakes and fork which were retrofitted to a Hyosung that I raced in the Omrra 650 Superbike class. Unfortunately I believe Cyz is very very ill.

It was. Ask any country boy with a steep driveway.

I just texted the neighbor kids to get off my damn lawn.

Given that their core product has "evolved" only incrementally in that hundred years, I think you overestimate the acumen of engineers whose main duty is to not fix what isn't broken.

You forgot 3 the weight.