Why this doesn't have more stars gives men a pause.

Negative electrons ate responsible for the current flow through electric motors....nice try though.

Not smiley, the Dame don't need no rats in the locker room.

Get out of my head, that was great.

Yeah, wtf? That's what I came for.

And the lap dance is always better when the stripper's crying.

My friend, who is Vietnamese, has a bumper sticker on his ridiculously adorned Escalade reading, "I'm not drunk I'm Asian. "

My 48re was built to hold 750hp at 12+psi on the brake, it cost me 6k in billet parts including billet triple disc TC from Goerend. Video truck has a much more expensive trans lol.

I've road raced OMMRA/WMRRA and bikes are my life, you really need to climb on a zx14 or busa and drag it, it's super fun.

I'm less than $8k to go 9.2s and top out over 200mph with a $60 sprocket change. Because used Busa+epoxy head + wet kit. I do think that jeep is tits though!

Also the several hundred dollars worth of KTM specific hand tools required to do your own maintenance. Still worth it!

I driving one home from work over two mountain passes today, but at least I'm on Michelin Alpins.

No one who hasn't driven a 2nd Ranger in the snow can appreciate how insanely hazardous that is.

2003 AP1 S2000 all winter, in blizzards over Oregon mountain passes, also on Michelin Alpins. Put 100k on it year round driving. No traction control, just a limited slip and skillz. Best part is rolling in heavy snowfall with the top down, as long as you keep it over 35 no snow gets in the car.

Top image is clearly a trans-woman pissing into the gas tank.

Would love to ride that.

Laughed until my face hurt.

Ben Roethlisberger, Jameis Winston, serial dick-pic-er Bret Favre.....

Yeah, but now I may be convinced that soccer players aren't all the mincing Queens I had previously believed them to be.

Words to live by.