No, but examining every single event through a lens with a presupposed conclusion that the answer will be “racism” no matter what is alarmingly fucking stupid and the fact that anyone would fall for it is amazing to the vast majority of the population.

And the outside has a poster of Joey’s “Ichiban: Lipstick for Men” commercial that only aired in Japan!! Now if they’d only release a McClaren’s set of HIMYM...

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

I think I could get further in the city naked rather than in the suburbs. There’s like 30 people shot in Chicago every day, car jackings, muggings, other naked crazies furiously swinging their dick back and forth so it hits their thighs making a slapping noise, for them to worry about you. You get a somewhat crowded…

I’m surprised you originally left out the guy’s opinions. It’s common knowledge that acknowledging there are only two genders is a key part of beating the first Bunker level of Goldeneye.

scans for *female orgasm*

Kill yourself. That’s a 100% effective at doing something worthwhile in your miserable life.

How about they stop trying to invade the country and demand citizenship without going through the legal process? Seems simple enough. 

Step 1: Ask why these detention centres weren’t an outrage when Bill Clinton approved the law creating them, or when W continued enforcing that law, or when Obama continued enforcing that law.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

She’s familiar with a certain one eyed warrior. 

Is this a thing now? Telling people where they are allowed to go to church? Because if people want to start dragging others for going to anti-LGBTQ churches, then maybe start with the Catholics.

One word, Chili.

So which ___ist does this fall under? I’m trying to keep up.

They need to get on the REAL issue here.

The worst thing people do in office bathrooms is judge me for farting at the urinal.  It’s the fucking bathroom.  I will fart in there if I want.  It’s better than unleashing hell on my cube-mates.

Wee ooo wee ooo wee ooo YEAH WE GOT A NORMAL DUDE HERE CLEARLY HE IS A HARDCORE SEX OFFENDER BASED ON HIS GENERAL STATURE AND WEINER STUFF...LETS TAKE HIM OUT WITH THE REST OF THE TRASH

I never could stand his pretentious ass, nor his condescending assumption that he was the “heir apparent” to Carl Sagan.

“All I said was that I wanted to explore Uranus.”

Well actually, celebrity scientists can be assholes along with being annoying.