This is incontrovertible proof that toilet paper is racist. Finally, a scandal certain to be the death-knell of this presidency.

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Hating 👏🏾a 👏🏾race 👏🏾is 👏🏾racist 👏🏾even 👏🏾if 👏🏾it’s 👏🏾the 👏🏾race 👏🏾YOU 👏🏾happen 👏🏾to 👏🏾hate.👏🏾

Neat, I’ve been doing the same thing with office-coffee-machine coffee instead of pour-over. Works pretty well!

A great way to save money is by reading free digital copies of Murray Rothbard’s work, so that you understand it is morally wrong for the government to steal from you at gunpoint (and the fact that they waste the money on bureaucrats rather than helping people is just insult added to injury).