Worst name in sports?

Considering “V. Stiviano” is clearly a fictional character, how does the slightly-less-racist Sterling enforce this?

Look, it’s like they always say - you can’t have your birthday cake and jump out of it in an Easter bunny costume wearing a lace-thong, basketball sneakers, and Chanel #16 ‘sandal’, without getting skin treatment for contact flour dermatitis, footing a hefty dry-cleaning bill for the whole lot of it, just to realize…

Easter bunny costume? He doesn't sound like a perv at all.

After the skin treatment, I bet that Easter bunny looked great in that lace thong.

(sotto voce) Psst! Hey, Arctic16! Over here...

“Mobile.” “Black.” Same thing to a lot of people.

Granny Panties are the BEST so I am LOVING this trend. Finally my underwear drawer full of hanes full coverage briefs are HIGH FASHION.

No one cares about baseball, especially not baseball in April.

I was thinking the same. I’d almost put the 2012 NFL Draft up there too, except RGIII still has time to pull it all together and even back then it was more of a “okay, fine, Luck IS going #1 overall, but WHAT IF SOMETHING CATASTROPHIC HAPPENS TO HIM BEFORE DRAFT DAY AND INDY CHOOSES RGIII INSTEAD?!?!? THINK ABOUT IT”

an actual studio instead of a closet

Hmmmm....do I...avoid Fox Sports for being the kind of place that employs Clay Travis and publishes shit like “How To Land A Husband At The Masters”? Or do I swear allegiance to Fox Sports for being the kind of place that employs Katie Nolan and tears down shit like “How To Land A Husband At The Masters”?

is there a definitive timeline out there of when Clay Travis went from “affable Deadspin editor” to “THE ABSOLUTE WORST”

That did seem odd.

Nailed it.

I thought his revelation was that Head and Shoulders is not the best in ridding you of dandruff

“I always thought that if I played 12 years and retire from football at 33 and give my life and give my body and give my blood to this game, I think that would be a pretty significant landmark in my life.”

“Kneel, my son.”

Yeah, at 33 Jesus spent a lot of time just hanging out too.