Weird Al Yankovich was last seen fleeing to Costa Rica with a suitcase of cash.

You're mistaking the frosting for the cake, the sizzle for the steak. You only hear the superficial elements.

Not a Thicke fan, but his song sounds NOTHING like Gayes'. It shares only three basic SECONDARY concepts: falsetto vocals, a bouncy bass line, and a similar tempo. These (concepts) are not things you can copyright. The most important tangible element, the MELODY, is not even vaguely similar. Even the chord…

I'm just interested to see how he acclimates to life back in the world

"IF MY GRANDMOTHER HADNT BEEN RAPED AND FORCED TO CARRY THE CHILD TO TERM AND THEN HAVING HER BE RAISED AS HER LITTLE SISTER I WOUKDNT BE HERE."

My dad asked my mum out and she stood him up.

This is making me think of a story that I have heard about repeatedly for my entire life. In a way, it has shaped my life, because it certainly shaped my mother's life and made her into the person she is. She had a life long best friend that was 'courted' frequently by a young man throughout high school. Her name was…

Soul mates is just an illusion, much like the illusion of a God. This is according to science. Just remember love doesn't exist from the "heart", it's in the brain, alongside such awesome redeeming qualities like sociopaths, psychopaths, pedophiles, murderers, schizophrenics, etc.

We give such explanations to things…

In Germany we have sex-ed from 5th grade on including relationships, boundaries and respect.

ETA: Gaah, the text is so small. Here's the link if need be.

I didn't say they don't exist. In fact i'm still being harassed by a woman from the Jezebel comment section who somehow found my deviantart account (i have no idea how she did that) but it's creepy and she is harassing me aswell.

Oh god, the "it's so cute" and "you should be flattered" people are the worst! It's not cute having someone keep tabs on you up to 8 hours a day (repeatedly running into you by "accident") and trying to learn your route home. Nor do I feel flattered when someone completely ignores my choices and feelings. It's fucking…

Absolutely! I used to love romantic comedies and now I kind of cringe by how much agency is removed from the woman by the end in so many. I get that they're fantasy, but it's like "that's an adult who chose someone else. You're going to have to let it go, not jump in a river as a grand gesture."

What, you expect anything Derek Rose related to last more than a couple of consecutive nights?

I must respectfully disagree with one set of assertions here: there ARE soul mates, time DOES NOT heal all wounds, and often finding other fish in the sea is a difficult proposition.

I, too, have played too many seasons for tom thibodeau.

Yea this was my first thought as well. Retire now, let your rights expire and then you are free to sign with whomever you want next year. A 27-year-old speedster (next year) with a cannon for an arm and a strong baseball background would certainly generate interest from a number of teams...I'd assume.

I feel like Chip Kelly is about to drop a bomb and say that that Santa Claus that was assaulted so many years ago by Philly fans, was actually his father, and this is his sweet, sweet revenge

(does handshake deal with Chip Kelly) (Gore leaves room) (Kelly runs to sink to furiously wash hands) (Stephen A. Smith pops out of the cabinet under the sink) Ah-HA!