that promo was good... This sign was better

Heyman's on the Mount Rushmore of micwork.

Just so it's clear, if you have the Apple Watch, your notification tone must be the Power Ranger's tone from the original series.

That is the only tone I will accept.

Chip's gonna be pissed when he finds out Byron Maxwell isn't actually this guy.

"Smith then started yelling"

Chip's deals make sense; he's getting about 60 cents to the dollar.

Kiko Alonso is white. The plot thickens...

Chip Kelly coached at Oregon University.

Well when you consider that Smith is such a good friend, almost like a brother, to all of those guys, you could see why he was so upset with Kelly, after all, hes vacationed with, and even fed grapes to some of those guys.

"Chip Kelly makes decisions over the last couple of years," Smith said today, "That, dare I say, leave a few brothers feeling uncomfortable."

Everyone keeps comparing Chip to Hinkie, but forgets all the meetings Chip had with Belichick. If Belichick is the Emporer, then Chip is Darth Vader.

As an Eagles fan, I also realize that Darth Vader dies at the end (...spoiler...alert?) and never ultimately wins.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

Huge pet peeve of mine.

"Mom, I got suspended again."

Abandon all hope, fellow Core Hardcore Gamers, for games have abandoned you! Today you witness the beginning of the Death of Games as we have known and loved them. THIS is what your "inclusion" and "diversity" have wrought!

+1986

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Pretty hypocritical for a guy who's spent half his career so far on the DL.

I disagree with the Mets lifestyle.