You may have missed the part where Schilling mentions that these are affluent white kids. Trust me, they'll do just fine.

It's an innocent comment on Deadspin. I didn't think I'd actually have to clarify that "not all men" are actually terrible, but here you go.

Easy on the "us" there, tiger. Grouping all men together with this pond scum is just like grouping wonderful women together with the gold diggers and cheaters.

"Curt Schilling is dishing out payback? Awesom - oh."

Schilling has been a longtime advocate for ALS research. Also, 38 was his number.

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."

He's the 'face of the nation', but won't talk to media. I can't help but wonder if there wasn't a little encouragement from the league office to make sure the game's most uncooperative player didn't simultaneously become the game's most important player.

"I have full confidence in my teammates to execute that play because we had run it so many times."

MARSHAWN LYNCH: NOW PROVIDING HOT TAKES

That GIF has me dying laughing every time I watch it. Good lord.

The Avengers are in the first issue of Multiversity.

LOL?!?!?!?

Is his nickname for her Legion of Boom because of how easily he was able to score with her?

+1 for concise

Worst (or best) Boston Cream Pie ever...depending on who you ask.

Just Jello Pudding Pop with thing and the thing with that in there and the putting...

*swipes right*

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.