Clerk: OK sir, that'll be $2.67

Newton hit his rookie wideout Kelvin Benjamin for a 17-year gain,

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"I'm telling you honey, that guy's all water weight. Feel that. And that's after only 3 weeks of CrossFit."

Just a friendly heads-up: I agree with 90%ish of what you are saying. This is not a review, though, so in the specific context of this article, I disagree. Totally 100% on board if it wasn't in response to this article though, I can't stand how people 10/10 CoD just because and such. I think Kotaku does a good job of…

Someone already got creative with Sergio Brown's Wikipedia entry.

Jack: [dreaming] remember a decade ago? back then was as good as it gets.

Namaste

(made in reply to @owengood's fantastic tweet)

The Saints gave her a ball.

Flop a set

Still had four of a kind.

At least he didn't lose the hand.

Not a Cam fan at all, but even that couldn't stop me from thinking this after awhile.

Probably in the same gang as DeSean Jackson. Very disappointing.

Also troubling for the Cowboys are the constant visits from emergency personnel to Tony Romo's house every time his LifeAlert monitor goes off.