And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Get your facts straight. Here’s what really happened:

I wonder how much Charles Dolan shelled out to get Jimmy into SUNY New Paltz on a bogus squash scholarship...

Here’s one for you, Curt!

I really hope that someday, whether it’s by a reporter during this current shitshow, a judge as she’s being sentenced to prison, or by a talk show host years from now when she’s plugging her book on her experience in this administration, someone looks her directly in the eye and, in a very loud and clear voice for…

I bet Rivera set him up.

Ordering salads from a fast food restaurant is like paying a hooker for a hug 

Okay, I’ll bite.

The Raiders location history is basically that of the ultimate west coast Boomer. 60's NorCal flower child —> 80's LA cokehead —> 90's aging hippie moving back home —> 10's retiring to Vegas to play blackjack all day until broke or dead

Send them to Mexico City for next season, then build the wall so they can't get back. 

Ha!

Exactly. The people most likely to target George Soros are probably the people who have been trained to go into spastic rage over the mere utterance of “Soros.”

It’d be funny if it wasn’t so fucking infuriating.

If you’re gonna orchestrate a false flag, you send the bombs to people who are actually on the ballot. Like Beto, Stacy Abrams, Andrew Gillum. Maybe some potential 2020 candidates as well, definitely Elizabeth Warren.

New Haven...I was there once. I remember sitting at that bar one day when a lier, a sexual offender and a judge walked inside and a bartender yelled:

You know, the same people defending his ILLEGAL drunk and disorderly conduct and his ILLEGAL sexual assault are the same people who think toddlers deserve to be locked up for existing on US soul. FUUUU MAGATS.

As usual, the NY Post headline writers can sum it up succinctly