“And don’t get me started on United. At least Hitler never forcibly removed anybody without a REALLY good reason.”

This is why I always ask libertarians if they like dealing with their cell phone carriers. If the answer is no (which is always fucking is) I then have to ask them THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK LIBERTARIANISM IS FUCKING AWESOME? Do people really want to eat MORE shit from companies than they already have to eat?

Exactly. I didn’t have a lot of respect for Republicans to start with, but they’ve lost the little I did have for them. They went on and on about executive overreach with Obama’s executive orders and cried about how much tax payer money he spent on golfing. But I hear NOTHING from them about Trump’s orders or…

Cuts to health care, Meals on Wheels, science, medical research, the arts, etc, all while Trump burns money every weekend in Florida and every day in NYC. This is some master-level cartoon supervillainy here.

This shit has been going on for years:

How can that hand even belong to him?! It’s like 10 shades lighter than his Flamin’ Hot Cheeto face!

I really believe that, if you turned that events of the first two months of the Trump administration into a screenplay about a corrupt fictional US Government run by President Smith, and then went back time to 2012 and presented to the major Hollywood studios, all of them would say that you need to tone it down and…

He’s got to do the reality show first to get that good presidential experience.

I was just faced with the question, “Would I rather have Trump or OJ Simpson as president?” and I honestly don’t know the answer to that.

O.J. signing to do a reality show upon his release?

Um.....the President of the United States just accused his predecessor of a crime, said he was “worse than Nixon” and called him “sick”.

My wife and I wake up every morning in hopes of finding the pee-pee tapes splashed across the internet.

I swear I wake up every morning waiting for the final domino to fall in this atrocious presidency. Then I call my senators (who don’t answer of course) sign 25 petitions that feel totally futile, and refresh my web pages incessantly until it’s time to drink myself into a stupor, fall asleep and do it all again the…

“Poop and Lies: How I Swindled Rhode Island Taxpayers Out Of $75 Million”

It’s a working title, so bear with me.

I honestly don’t get this - these meetings.

“What do you think I’ve been doing over here?” — Trump

Let’s put a man who terribly mismanaged a company, grifted the shit out of a state government, and then took a humongous dump on his employees in a position of power for our nation! That’ll show you for thinking the government can be productive.