sounds marvelous.

I thought the answer to eternal life was cannibalism?

Have you watched wheelchair rugby? Incredible. Disabled athletes should have a forum in which to compete fairly. They are athletes. Not freaks.

WTF is this article you've referenced? Men's Health? Garbage.

Ionization drive to change the orbit so we can mine the f*&cker.

I really want to play super mario now.

But how cool would it be to put English, French and Klingon on my resume?

I'd purchase a poster of the complete alphabet.

Whenever I read about space, I cry a little bit. In a good way. Not that sad way. And then I can't wait to be old. It's weird.

I think it's kind of cool that at 4 yrs old, my son wasn't aware that the 'normal' response was gender repressing.

[en.wikipedia.org] YOU can DO eet.

That is incredibly clear and completely true. So, Not very likely, but possible. I've lost my F-tables.

On our walk to the park one day, I was explaining to my 4 year old son what cones and rods were for and the general anatomy of the eye when I mentioned that girls can perceive more colors than boys could.

I'll have the kid. We can live in the woods.

What is the statistical likelihood that we are just the first ones? Anyone?

Ensign-pieu was taken.

If a man ever says to me, in person, on a date, while taking on beverages or warm nutrition, "our consciousness lags behind events, [you are] scrambling the sequence of events in [your] mind and constructing a false memory," I would sleep with them. Then or now. Bar none.

I would love to see these in Pamphlet form.

I would have slept with you.

I'd make the joke about how we're still looking for intelligent life here, but it's so passé.