Everyone's so obsessed about Scaramouche and the obvious penis joke, which was hilarious. But, did no one else notice how when he rebooted he called Jack "that Samurai schmuck" for breaking his phone? What a wonderful character.

Born on LI, went to college in Boston. Can confirm, NYC-style pizza (which is more prevalent on LI than grandma slices are, guys, come now) is the shit, and Boston's craft scene is to die for, beyond producing some pretty prime cheese slices, at that.