The writer who wrote that feature could be her cousin, and Chris Hayes has her on his show all the time, and Hope certainly had her run of the White House men (not that there’s a whole lot to pick from there), and wouldn’t have had her job in the first place if she weren’t a white model. The men who fall for those…

...... The Aristocrats!

+1 Captain Insane-O powerbomb

I don’t know who Aubrey O’Day is. I don’t know who (possibly *what*) Danity Kane is. I’m not gonna look it up. I’m just going to revel in my ignorance.

I watched it when I was little, too!

He did leave a game but cramps was just his cover up.

I heard one time, Lebron James dunked so hard it warped spacetime, to go back 80 years and prevent a rival’s father from ever being born.
LeBron James once won the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Championship by eating Joey Chestnut.
LeBron James broke the world record for the 100-meter freestyle in swimming but was…

+1 flying beret.

we’ll have the whole thing recorded, we’ll blank out the face of our guy and we post it on the Internet.

But apparently I’d hit too close to home, because he turned his back to me, the back of his head literally an inch from my face.

The top picture was more a more succinct summation of his dickishness than the tweets.

Two sentence version of article: Hope isn’t a flying monkey. She’s simply a garden-variety enabler.

That’s nothing. Vancouver has two players who look identical to each other and are both trapped in a hellish perpetual mediocrity while wearing a stupid logo.

Never not funny.

He’s actually at 44 goals.

You guys just made my Monday by informing me that I’m a member of the “Super-Cool group of people!”

Seriously, this is a significant improvement over the awkward “OK” that Alexa regurgitated after routine tasks. Alexa announced the change to us (rather to my wife) verbally and it worked “OK.” Alexa is more Star-Treky…

Nuke the site from orbit - the only way to be sure.

Or it could be the last thrashings of a man who knows he’s guilty and knows that all his remaining advisors know he’s guilty (because they’re guilty, too) and are telling him that Mueller can’t be stopped and that Mueller, too, knows he’s guilty and is about to swallow him like a pet boa eyeing that week’s rabbit.

I won’t link to Wikileaks, but one of their more amusing leaks was the Stratfor Intelligence Glossary, made up of strange, humorous, or amusing spy jargon. The ATF is described as “rednecks with a license to kill. Never, ever, ever ask for their help on anything.”

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.