Hang in there, hon! Be strong! Otherwise we’ll be here until the cows turn blue in the face...

I’m having a craving right now, Boss.

Long time sober drunk here.

I’m sorry brother but this is America, the land of getting spectacularly lit on the golf course

Lolololol chuck woolery. Gahhhhd, back into the crypt with ye.

Jim Carey absolutely crushes this

Ahh yes, the Family Values™ party!

Saw this today, apropos:

Bullshit! Rub some dirt on it and get back out there ya big baby.

Trump’s tweets leave no doubt there is a political side to this, not to mention that the timing was intentionally vindictive. Until the reports accusing him of wrongdoing are released (if they get released to the public) we have no way to judge the substance. But all the rest of the evidence points to this being…

Adult film actress Stephanie Clifford, aka Storm Daniels, must really have something President Donald Trump doesn’t want publicly disclosed.

I bet they could beat the Browns

Reading this, it occurs to me that had Seguin not literally fucked his way out of Boston - What could have been...

Chia’s daughter too. Or so I’ve heard.

...As long as Nathan Horton’s wife was around.*

I listened to an analyst talking yesterday about how, like the polonium poisoning from some years ago, Russia engages in these spectacle killings where it’s clear they are behind an incredibly outlandish attack. They could have burned this guy’s house down or shot him in the head or done any number of discreet…

And the US doesn’t even care.

Never forget Shrek and Donkey

Sort of giving ignorance a bad name here. Ignorance is a lack of knowledge and these poor excuses for humans made a conscious choice to be hateful wastes of skin. They made a decision to take a hateful path and then ran down that path like there were free Tiki torches waiting at the end and a few crosses looking to be…