Hey, my son’s burden is to have seen only 1 NBA title so far when I constantly taunt him with the 7 I witnessed before the end of High School. Yes the Cup, Super Bowls and World Series are nice gap fillers but don’t you dare pile on my son’s pain.

No, what you’re thinking of has rarely been seen in the western hemisphere, it’s mystical origins can be traced to the lost pages of the Kama Sutra but the anatomical obstacles alone would make it a unicorn. There are conflicting translations but most agree on “self-inflicted donkey punch”.

I prefer “coldcock” over sucker punch as coldcock denotes a punch fired from a cold chamber as in the first round down range through a rifle.

You can be an athletic or artistic genius and appear to be dumb as a post to society. I think guys like Leaf whereas physically gifted didn’t have the mental side paired up - he could throw the ball through a wall but didn’t have the little neuron telling him it would be better to throw it over the wall.

Wow, that cleared a few heads.

How many people did he cut off during the drift?

Pep’s still a douche

I would like to take a moment to apologize for referring to Ray Hudson as “that announcer”, no disrespect intended as he is in fact The Man.

Executive time:

Lists are about 90% of what I use my Echo for, you use the last egg and say “Alexa add eggs”, Alexa replies “eggs added to your shopping list” and it instantly adds ‘eggs’ to the shopping list in the app on your phone.

I agree with you, I can only assume it got pushed out online to make sure it wouldn’t get squashed. I bought it as well.

Here’s one and if you google ‘fire and fury pdf’ you’ll find many more.

This article sums up the “self-made” billionaire “genius” nicely:

It’s worth a read and if even 10% of it is true Trump is actually a bigger imbecile than I previously thought which is astounding in itself.

Something tells me that announcer has a very private room at home with a wide screen, a Messi highlight DVD, a box of tissues and a carton of Pall Malls.

LaVar’s campaign to ensure his other sons have zero chance to go anywhere in legitimate basketball continues.

Yeah, in fantasy football scoring that play would go down as a full release.

“John 11:35" right below it would have sealed the deal.

They’re not twins, there’s only one of them - John Oliver is thiiiiis close to proving it.